In a shocking turn of events, the IDF has announced that they have successfully taken out the key Hamas founder and mastermind behind the recent terror attack in Israel on Oct 7th. The mastermind, who goes by the alias “Abdullah Al-Badawi,” was reportedly responsible for orchestrating the attack that left dozens injured and caused chaos in the streets of Tel Aviv.
In a statement released by the IDF, General Benjamin Button declared, “We have finally put an end to Abdullah Al-Badawi’s reign of terror. This is a major victory for the people of Israel and a huge blow to Hamas.”
However, not everyone is convinced of the IDF’s claims. One anonymous source told us, “I’m not buying this whole story. I mean, Abdullah Al-Badawi? That sounds like a made-up name straight out of a cartoon. I think the IDF is just trying to save face after failing to prevent the attack in the first place.”
Meanwhile, Hamas has denied any involvement in the attack and has accused the IDF of fabricating evidence to frame them. A spokesperson for the group, who goes by the name “Sandy Sanderson,” stated, “This is just another attempt by the IDF to demonize Hamas and distract from their own incompetence. We had nothing to do with the attack, and we demand a full investigation into these baseless accusations.”
As the controversy continues to swirl, one thing is for certain – the streets of Tel Aviv are a little bit safer now that Abdullah Al-Badawi is out of the picture. Whether or not the IDF’s claims are true remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure – this story is far from over.
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