In a bizarre turn of events, ICE has denied sending agents to Dodger Stadium after the team claimed they were turned away. The Los Angeles Dodgers reportedly reached out to ICE for help in dealing with unruly fans, but were shocked when they were told that no agents were available to assist.
Dodgers manager, Dave Roberts, expressed his frustration in a press conference, stating, “We were just trying to keep the peace at the stadium, but ICE totally left us hanging. It’s like they don’t even care about our safety.”
However, a spokesperson for ICE, Agent Smith, refuted the claims, stating, “We have no record of any request for assistance from the Dodgers. It seems like there may have been a miscommunication somewhere along the line.”
This discrepancy has left fans scratching their heads and wondering what really happened at Dodger Stadium. Some have even speculated that ICE agents were simply too busy raiding a taco stand down the street to bother with helping out the baseball team.
In response to the confusion, Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw joked, “I guess ICE had more important things to do than deal with rowdy fans at a baseball game. Maybe next time we’ll just have to handle it ourselves with some well-placed curveballs.”
Despite the mix-up, the Dodgers have assured fans that they will continue to prioritize safety at the stadium, even if it means fending off unruly fans on their own. In the meantime, ICE has offered to send a few agents to do a meet-and-greet with the team as a peace offering.
As this strange saga unfolds, one thing is for sure – the Dodgers won’t be relying on ICE for backup anytime soon. And who knows, maybe next time they’ll have better luck getting help from the local hot dog vendor instead.
