In a shocking turn of events, the US has reportedly used its bunker-buster bombs at Iranian nuclear sites, causing chaos and confusion in the Middle East. The decision was made after President Joe Biden accidentally thought he was ordering a burger buster combo meal from McDonald’s, but instead ended up ordering a bunker buster bomb strike. Whoops!
When asked for comment, President Biden hilariously replied, “I was just trying to get a Big Mac with extra pickles, I didn’t mean to start World War III!” Classic mix-up, Joe!
The Iranian government has condemned the attack, with Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei stating, “This is an act of aggression that will not go unanswered. We will retaliate by sending our finest chefs to cook up some delicious kebabs for the American soldiers. They will never see it coming!”
Meanwhile, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin defended the decision, saying, “We were just trying to spice things up a bit in the Middle East. Who knew that ordering off the secret menu at McDonald’s would lead to such a mess? Next time, we’ll stick to the normal menu options.”
In response to the chaos, Russian President Vladimir Putin jokingly tweeted, “Looks like someone needs a lesson in proper fast food ordering. Maybe I can teach Biden how to order a bunker buster bomb with a side of fries next time!”
As tensions continue to rise, it seems that the US may have bitten off more than they can chew with this culinary mishap. Let’s just hope that the next time they order takeout, they double-check the menu to avoid any more accidental bomb strikes. Stay tuned for more updates on this spicy situation!
