In a shocking turn of events, it seems that US adults’ views on same-sex marriage have taken a hilarious and unexpected twist since the Supreme Court’s 2015 ruling. According to a recent survey conducted by the Institute of Silly Statistics, it appears that a whopping 69% of Americans now support same-sex marriage, a significant increase from previous years.
One respondent, Sarah McLaughlin, had this to say about the change in attitudes: “I used to be against same-sex marriage, but then I realized that love is love, man. Plus, my best friend’s cat is gay, so how can I not support it?”
Another participant, John Smith, chimed in with his own unique perspective: “I used to think same-sex marriage was a sin, but then I saw two guys in matching Hawaiian shirts getting married on a beach and I was like, ‘Damn, that’s adorable.'”
Even political figures have weighed in on the issue, with President Joe Biden stating, “I fully support same-sex marriage, especially because my dog Champ has been in a committed relationship with the neighbor’s poodle for years. Love knows no boundaries, folks.”
And in an unexpected turn of events, former President Donald Trump shocked everyone with his own endorsement of same-sex marriage, declaring, “I’ve always been a big fan of marriage, folks. It’s tremendous. And if two people want to get married, who am I to say no? Just make sure you sign a prenup, okay?”
With these newfound attitudes towards same-sex marriage, it seems that love truly does conquer all, even in the most unexpected of ways. So go ahead, celebrate love in all its forms, and remember, as long as there’s laughter and joy, who cares who you’re married to?
