In a shocking turn of events, a so-called “expert” has warned that hospitals in sanctuary cities could be the most vulnerable to Iran terror attacks. Yes, you heard that right – apparently, our beloved hospitals are now at risk of being targeted by the notorious Iran!
According to Dr. Phil Good, a self-proclaimed expert on all things terror-related, sanctuary cities are like a buffet for Iran terrorists. “These cities are already a hotbed for criminal activity, so it wouldn’t be surprising if Iran decided to strike there first,” Dr. Good stated in a recent interview.
When pressed for evidence to support his outlandish claims, Dr. Good simply replied, “Trust me, I’ve seen it in my dreams. Iran is coming for our hospitals, mark my words!”
While the idea of Iran targeting hospitals may seem far-fetched to some, others are taking Dr. Good’s warning very seriously. Mayor John Smith of Fakeville, a sanctuary city known for its diverse population, has already begun implementing new security measures at the local hospital. “We can’t take any chances when it comes to the safety of our residents,” Mayor Smith said in a statement.
But not everyone is convinced of the validity of Dr. Good’s claims. Dr. Jane Doe, a renowned expert in international security, dismissed the idea as “absurd.” “There is no credible evidence to suggest that Iran has any intention of targeting hospitals in sanctuary cities. This is fear-mongering at its finest,” Dr. Doe declared.
Despite the skepticism from some experts, Dr. Good stands by his warning. “I may not have a fancy degree or years of experience, but I have a gut feeling about these things. And my gut is never wrong,” Dr. Good confidently stated.
So, are hospitals in sanctuary cities truly at risk of Iran terror attacks? Only time will tell. But one thing is for sure – Dr. Phil Good will be keeping a close eye on the situation, ready to sound the alarm at the first sign of trouble. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, only here at our satire news website.
