In a shocking turn of events, the Memphis Grizzlies’ 7-foot-4 phenom, Big Bob, was allegedly caught blazing through a 55-mph zone in Indiana at a whopping 80 mph. The towering basketball star, known for his impressive dunks and towering presence on the court, apparently has a need for speed off the court as well.
Witnesses reported seeing Big Bob’s massive frame squeezed into a tiny sports car, zooming past them on the highway. One witness, who wished to remain anonymous, claimed, “I couldn’t believe my eyes! It was like watching a giant race car speeding down the road. I thought I was hallucinating!”
When questioned about the incident, Big Bob’s manager, Larry “The Liar” Johnson, denied the allegations, stating, “Big Bob would never do such a thing. He’s a gentle giant who follows all traffic laws.” However, when pressed further, Johnson admitted, “Okay, maybe he was in a bit of a hurry to get to the buffet before closing time.”
Despite the denial from Big Bob’s camp, Indiana police confirmed that they had indeed caught the basketball star speeding and issued him a hefty fine. When asked for a comment, Officer Smith replied, “We couldn’t believe our eyes when we saw Big Bob behind the wheel. It was like watching a giraffe trying to drive a car!”
This isn’t the first time Big Bob has found himself in hot water off the court. Last year, he was caught trying to sneak into a theme park by pretending to be a roller coaster. When asked about the incident, Big Bob simply replied, “I just wanted to see if I could fit on the rides. Turns out, I’m too tall for the kiddie ones!”
As the story of Big Bob’s speeding escapade continues to make headlines, one thing is for sure: this towering basketball star is not afraid to break the rules, both on and off the court. So buckle up, folks, because it looks like Big Bob is on the fast track to becoming the NBA’s biggest troublemaker.
