In a shocking turn of events, Giants pitcher Sean Hjelle is speaking out after his wife, Mary Sue, made explosive abuse allegations against him. The tall pitcher, known for his towering presence on the mound, is now facing a whole new kind of heat off the field.
In a statement released by his lawyer, Hjelle vehemently denied the allegations, stating, “I may be 6’11 on the field, but I would never stoop so low as to abuse my wife. I only use my height for good, like reaching the top shelf for her snacks.”
However, Mary Sue is standing her ground, claiming that Hjelle has a history of throwing tantrums and breaking things around the house. In a tearful interview with our reporters, she revealed, “He may be a giant on the baseball field, but at home, he’s just a big baby who can’t control his temper.”
When asked about the allegations, Hjelle’s teammate, Buster Posey, had this to say, “I’ve seen Sean get fired up on the mound, but I never thought he would take it out on his own wife. Maybe he needs to work on his control off the field too.”
In a bizarre twist, Hjelle’s former Little League coach, Coach McSnaggletooth, came forward with his own theory on the situation. “I always knew Sean had a mean streak in him. I remember one time he threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t let him pitch the entire game. He’s always had a bit of a temper issue.”
As the scandal continues to unfold, fans are left wondering if Hjelle’s career will be able to withstand the fallout. Will he be able to strike out these allegations, or will they be a curveball he can’t recover from? Only time will tell in this giant-sized drama.
