In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands together in glee, GOP Senator Bob Smith has extended an invitation to former President Donald Trump for “an appreciation event like you’ve never seen” in the deep-red state of Fakeville.
“I can’t wait to show President Trump just how much we appreciate him here in Fakeville,” Senator Smith said in a statement. “We’re going to roll out the red carpet and give him a welcome fit for a king. Or, you know, a former reality TV star turned leader of the free world.”
The event, which is scheduled to take place at the Fakeville Convention Center next month, promises to be a spectacle like no other. According to sources close to Senator Smith, the evening will kick off with a performance by a local cover band called The Alternative Facts, followed by a screening of Trump’s greatest hits on the big screen.
“We’re pulling out all the stops for this one,” Senator Smith said. “I’ve even hired a professional balloon artist to create a giant inflatable statue of Trump. It’s going to be huge. Tremendous. Believe me.”
When asked for comment, a spokesperson for Trump said that the former president was “honored” to receive the invitation and was looking forward to the event.
“I am thrilled to be invited to this incredible event in Fakeville,” Trump said in a statement. “I have always had tremendous support in the great state of Fakeville, and I can’t wait to see all of my wonderful supporters there. It’s going to be fantastic. Really fantastic.”
As news of the event spread, residents of Fakeville took to social media to express their excitement and disbelief.
“I can’t believe this is actually happening,” one Twitter user wrote. “I never thought I’d live to see the day when Trump would come to Fakeville. This is going to be wild.”
Whether you love him or hate him, one thing is for sure: Trump’s visit to Fakeville is sure to be a night to remember. So mark your calendars, folks, and get ready for an appreciation event like you’ve never seen.
