In a shocking turn of events, the unelected Senate ‘scorekeeper’ has single-handedly blocked President Trump’s entire agenda. The fury that has erupted in Washington is palpable as politicians and citizens alike are left scratching their heads at this unprecedented move.
The Senate ‘scorekeeper’, who goes by the name of Phil McCracken (definitely not his real name), has been described as a “rogue bureaucrat hell-bent on derailing the Trump train” by White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders (also known as the queen of alternative facts).
In a statement released by McCracken, he defended his actions by saying, “I’m just doing my job. If the President wants to pass legislation, he needs to play by the rules. And the rules clearly state that he needs to provide evidence that his proposals will actually benefit the American people, not just line the pockets of his billionaire buddies.”
This statement has only fueled the fire of anger in the White House, with Chief of Staff John Smith (not his real name either) declaring, “This is an outrage! How dare some unelected bureaucrat stand in the way of President Trump’s agenda? We will not stand for this blatant obstructionism!”
Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (the real turtle man himself) has been spotted shaking his head in disbelief. “I’ve been in politics for over 30 years and I’ve never seen anything like this before,” McConnell said. “It’s like the Twilight Zone, but with less aliens and more bureaucratic red tape.”
As the drama continues to unfold, one thing is clear: the unelected Senate ‘scorekeeper’ has become the most powerful man in Washington, much to the chagrin of President Trump and his administration. Only time will tell how this showdown will end, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!
