In a shocking turn of events, Democratic Congressman Al Green’s push to impeach President Trump has flopped in a truly spectacular fashion. The Fox News Politics Newsletter has been keeping a close eye on the situation, and it seems like Green just couldn’t quite get his ducks in a row when it came to rallying support for his cause.
According to sources close to the situation, Green’s impeachment efforts were met with a resounding “meh” from his fellow Democrats. One anonymous source was quoted as saying, “I mean, we all want Trump out of office, but Al just couldn’t seem to get his act together. It was like watching a clown trying to juggle chainsaws – entertaining, but ultimately doomed to fail.”
In a desperate attempt to drum up support, Green reportedly resorted to sending out a series of increasingly bizarre emails to his colleagues. One email, with the subject line “Impeachment Party at my place – BYOB (Bring Your Own Broomstick),” was met with confusion and a few raised eyebrows.
When reached for comment, Green remained defiant, insisting that he was just ahead of his time. “I may have failed this time, but mark my words – Trump’s days in office are numbered. And when the time comes, I’ll be ready to lead the charge once again,” he declared, waving a foam finger emblazoned with the words “Impeach This!”
Meanwhile, President Trump himself seemed unfazed by the whole ordeal. In a tweet, he wrote, “Sad! Al Green couldn’t even impeach a ham sandwich, let alone me. #Winning.”
As the dust settles on this latest political drama, one thing is clear – Al Green may have flopped this time, but he’s not giving up without a fight. And who knows, maybe next time he’ll manage to impeach something a little more substantial than a sandwich. Stay tuned for more updates from the Fox News Politics Newsletter – where the news may be fake, but the laughs are all too real.
