In a shocking turn of events, Fox News has released its latest edition of the ‘Antisemitism Exposed’ newsletter, raising the question: Will New York elect a mayor who hates Jews? The newsletter, which features sensational headlines and questionable sources, has sparked outrage and laughter in equal measure.
According to the newsletter, mayoral candidate Eric Adams has been accused of making anti-Semitic remarks during a recent campaign event. In a fake quote attributed to Adams, he allegedly said, “I can’t stand those bagel-eating, dreidel-spinning Jews!” When asked for comment, Adams responded, “I have never said anything of the sort. This is just another example of fake news from Fox.”
Not to be outdone, rival candidate Andrew Yang was also targeted in the newsletter. A fake quote attributed to Yang reads, “I think we should ban the sale of matzo ball soup in New York City. It’s a threat to our way of life!” When reached for comment, Yang replied, “This is ridiculous. I love matzo ball soup. Who doesn’t?”
The newsletter goes on to question whether New York City is ready for a Jewish mayor, given the alleged anti-Semitic sentiments of the candidates. One fake source is quoted as saying, “If either of these guys gets elected, I’m moving to Boca Raton. I can’t live in a city run by Jew-haters!”
In response to the backlash, Fox News issued a statement defending the newsletter, saying, “We stand by our reporting. The people have a right to know if their mayoral candidates harbor anti-Semitic views. It’s our duty to expose the truth.”
As the mayoral race heats up, one thing is clear: the ‘Antisemitism Exposed’ newsletter will continue to provide entertainment and outrage in equal measure. Stay tuned for more outrageous headlines and fake quotes as the campaign unfolds.
