In a shocking turn of events, Vice President John Fetterman has officially announced his support for President Trump’s decision to strike Iran, calling it “the correct move.” This unexpected endorsement has left many scratching their heads and wondering if Fetterman has gone off the deep end.
When asked about his sudden change of heart, Fetterman responded with a grin, “Well, you see, I was just trying to butter up the big man himself. I heard he loves a good ego boost, so I figured why not throw him a bone and see what happens.”
The White House was quick to respond to Fetterman’s comments, with Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders stating, “We are thrilled to have Vice President Fetterman on board with our decision-making process. His support means the world to us, especially since we know how hard it can be to get a nod of approval from someone as tall as him.”
However, not everyone is convinced of Fetterman’s motives. Senator Bob Smith expressed his skepticism, saying, “I think Fetterman is just trying to get on Trump’s good side so he can snag a VIP invite to Mar-a-Lago. I mean, who wouldn’t want a front-row seat to the latest Twitter tirade?”
In response to the backlash, Fetterman doubled down on his stance, declaring, “I stand by my decision. If Trump wants to go around poking hornets’ nests, who am I to stand in his way? Besides, I’ve always been a fan of fireworks, so this whole Iran situation is right up my alley.”
Only time will tell if Fetterman’s support for Trump will pay off in the long run. But one thing is for sure – this political rollercoaster just got a whole lot more interesting. Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre bromance between Fetterman and Trump.
