In a shocking turn of events, a federal judge has put a halt to President Trump’s plan to cut funding for sanctuary states that refuse to cooperate. The decision has left the White House in a state of chaos, with officials scrambling to come up with a new plan.
In a statement to the press, President Trump expressed his outrage at the judge’s ruling. “This is a total disaster,” he said. “I had a very good plan to punish those sanctuary states, and now it’s all been thrown out the window. Sad!”
However, not everyone is upset about the judge’s decision. Governor Jerry Brown of California, a staunch supporter of sanctuary policies, was thrilled with the news. “This is a huge victory for the people of California,” he said. “We will continue to stand up to President Trump and his ridiculous policies.”
Meanwhile, in a surprising twist, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has come out in support of the judge’s decision. “I have always believed in the rule of law,” he said. “And it’s clear that cutting funding to sanctuary states is not the way to go about enforcing our immigration laws.”
As for the judge behind the ruling, Judge Judy Smith, she remains unfazed by the controversy surrounding her decision. “I simply followed the law,” she said. “And if President Trump doesn’t like it, he can take it up with the higher courts.”
With the funding for sanctuary states now safe, it seems that President Trump will have to come up with a new plan to crack down on illegal immigration. But knowing his track record, it’s safe to say that this won’t be the last we hear of his attempts to punish those who defy his orders.
In the meantime, sanctuary states can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that their funding is safe – at least for now. And as for President Trump, well, it looks like he’ll have to come up with a new strategy if he wants to get his way.
