In a groundbreaking move, the FDA has approved the first ever twice-yearly injection that prevents HIV infection. The new drug, called “HIV-Be-Gone,” is set to revolutionize the way we approach HIV prevention.
Dr. Jane Wonder, lead researcher on the project, expressed her excitement over the FDA’s decision. “This is a game-changer in the fight against HIV. With HIV-Be-Gone, we can finally put an end to the constant worry and fear surrounding HIV transmission.”
The drug works by injecting a powerful cocktail of antiretroviral drugs directly into the bloodstream, effectively blocking the virus from taking hold in the body. And the best part? You only have to get jabbed twice a year to stay protected.
One test subject, who preferred to remain anonymous, raved about the convenience of HIV-Be-Gone. “I used to have to take a pill every day to prevent HIV. Now, I just roll up my sleeve twice a year and I’m good to go. It’s like a flu shot, but way more fabulous.”
Not everyone is on board with the new drug, however. Anti-vaxxers have already started spreading conspiracy theories about HIV-Be-Gone, claiming it’s a government plot to control the population. One outspoken critic, Karen McKarenface, had this to say: “I don’t trust anything the FDA approves. They’re probably putting microchips in those injections to track us.”
Despite the naysayers, HIV-Be-Gone is set to hit the market next month, with a price tag of $10,000 per injection. But as Dr. Wonder puts it, “You can’t put a price on peace of mind when it comes to HIV prevention. Plus, think of all the money you’ll save on condoms!”
So get ready to say goodbye to daily pills and hello to twice-yearly injections with HIV-Be-Gone. It’s a small jab for man, but a giant leap for HIV prevention.
