FBI shields Wray from Chinese election meddling blame, citing protective custody of probe.

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the FBI allegedly blocked a probe into alleged Chinese 2020 election meddling in order to protect FBI Director Christopher Wray from potential fallout. According to recently uncovered documents, the FBI was aware of potential interference from China in the 2020 election, but chose to sweep it under the rug to save Wray from facing the music.

When asked for comment, a spokesperson for the FBI denied the allegations, stating, “This is simply not true. The FBI takes election meddling very seriously and we would never ignore such a grave threat to our democracy.” However, an anonymous source within the agency leaked a memo that read, “Let’s just pretend we didn’t see anything and maybe this whole thing will blow over. We don’t need another scandal on our hands.”

The decision to protect Wray from the fallout of the probe has left many questioning the integrity of the FBI and its commitment to upholding justice. One concerned citizen, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, “I can’t believe the FBI would prioritize protecting their own over protecting the integrity of our elections. It’s like they’re playing a game of ‘protect the boss’ instead of doing their jobs.”

In response to the controversy, President Joe Biden issued a statement saying, “I am deeply troubled by these allegations and will be launching a full investigation into the matter. We cannot allow political games to interfere with the security of our elections.”

When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Chinese government denied any involvement in election meddling, stating, “These allegations are absurd. China has no interest in interfering with the democratic process of other countries. We have enough on our plate dealing with our own issues.”

As the investigation unfolds, one thing is clear – the FBI may have some explaining to do. Will Wray come out unscathed, or will this scandal be his undoing? Only time will tell. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

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