In a shocking turn of events, exiled prince Prince Zorin of Iran has issued a warning to the Iranian military, giving them their “final chance” to stand up to the oppressive regime.
In a statement released from his luxurious villa in the French Riviera, Prince Zorin declared, “Dear Iranian military, this is your last opportunity to put down your weapons and join me in overthrowing the tyrannical leadership of the country. Together, we can bring freedom and democracy to Iran once and for all.”
The prince, who has been living in exile since his failed coup attempt in 2010, has been vocal in his criticism of the current regime. He claims to have the support of a secret underground network of dissidents and is confident that the military will join his cause.
However, not everyone is convinced of the prince’s sincerity. General Akbar, a high-ranking military official, responded to the prince’s warning with skepticism, stating, “This so-called exiled prince is nothing but a joke. He couldn’t even overthrow a birthday party, let alone a government.”
Despite the doubts from some military leaders, Prince Zorin remains undeterred. He has promised to return to Iran in a blaze of glory and lead the people to victory against the oppressive regime.
In response to the prince’s bold declaration, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khomeini scoffed, “This exiled prince is living in a fantasy world. He has more chance of becoming a unicorn than overthrowing our government.”
As tensions continue to rise in Iran, it remains to be seen whether Prince Zorin’s warning will be heeded by the military. One thing is for sure, this exiled prince is not going down without a fight – or at least a good laugh.
