Ex-Clinton Official Shocked by Trump’s Courageous Iran Decision, Questions if Kamala Would’ve Ordered a Salad Instead

In a shocking turn of events, a former Clinton official has come out in support of President Trump’s recent decision to withdraw from the Iran nuclear deal. In an exclusive interview with our reporters, the ex-official, who wishes to remain anonymous (let’s call him Bob McBoberson), praised Trump for his “courageous” stance on the issue.

“I have to hand it to Trump, he really showed some guts with this move,” Bob McBoberson said. “It takes a lot of courage to go against the status quo and make a decision that could potentially have major consequences. I don’t think even Kamala Harris would have had the nerve to do something like this.”

When asked for his thoughts on what a Harris presidency would look like, Bob McBoberson didn’t hold back. “Oh, I highly doubt she would have had the backbone to make a decision like Trump did. She’s too busy pandering to the left to take a real stand on anything. Plus, have you seen her dance moves? I don’t think she’s got what it takes to lead a country.”

The comments from Bob McBoberson have sparked outrage among Democrats, with many calling him a traitor to the party. But Bob McBoberson remains unfazed. “I stand by my words. Trump may be a controversial figure, but you have to respect his boldness. It’s refreshing to see a politician who’s not afraid to shake things up.”

In response to the backlash, Bob McBoberson has issued a statement saying, “I may be a former Clinton official, but that doesn’t mean I have to toe the party line. I call it like I see it, and in this case, Trump deserves credit where credit is due.”

So there you have it, folks. A former Clinton official breaking ranks and applauding Trump for his “courageous” Iran call. Who knows what other surprises are in store in the world of politics? Stay tuned for more shocking revelations and hilarious commentary from our team here at the number one source of satire news on the web.

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