Ella Emhoff, stepdaughter of Vice President Kamala Harris, recently made headlines when she expressed feeling “trauma” after returning to the NYC polling station where she cast her vote for Harris in the 2020 election.
In a shocking revelation, Emhoff recounted her harrowing experience to our reporters, saying, “I just can’t believe I had to go back to that awful place where I made such a monumental decision. It was like reliving a nightmare all over again.”
The polling station, located in the heart of Brooklyn, seemed to trigger some deep-seated emotions in Emhoff, who claimed she was “shaken to her core” by the memories of that fateful day. “I thought I had moved on from the trauma of casting my vote for Kamala, but being back in that polling booth brought it all rushing back,” she said, tears welling up in her eyes.
When asked if she would consider seeking therapy to cope with her PTSD (Post-Traumatic Voting Disorder), Emhoff replied, “I’m not sure if therapy can heal the wounds that polling station inflicted on me. Maybe I’ll just stick to shopping for designer knitwear to ease the pain.”
In a bizarre turn of events, Emhoff’s therapist, Dr. Phil Good, chimed in with his own diagnosis of her condition. “Ella is definitely suffering from a severe case of voter’s remorse. It’s a common affliction among those who voted for Kamala Harris,” he joked.
In response to Emhoff’s claims of trauma, a spokesperson for the NYC polling station issued a statement saying, “We apologize for any distress Ms. Emhoff may have experienced during her visit. We assure her that we have taken steps to make our polling stations more trauma-inclusive for future elections.”
As Emhoff continues to navigate the treacherous waters of post-voting trauma, one thing is certain – her resilience and determination to overcome her past voting experiences will inspire us all to confront our own voting-related anxieties.
