In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that a DoorDash executive was among the victims in the recent Lake Tahoe boating disaster. The executive, who has been identified as Chad McChicken, was on a leisurely boating trip with his friends when tragedy struck.
According to witnesses, the boat capsized after McChicken attempted to make a “dash” for the shore in order to deliver some late-night snacks. Unfortunately, his navigation skills were not up to par, and the boat ended up in a watery grave.
In a statement released by DoorDash, they expressed their sadness over the loss of McChicken, stating, “Chad was a valued member of our team, and his dedication to delivering food quickly and efficiently will be sorely missed. Our thoughts are with his family and friends during this difficult time.”
However, not everyone is mourning the loss of McChicken. One anonymous source who worked closely with him at DoorDash revealed, “Honestly, Chad was always more concerned with getting five-star ratings than actually delivering food on time. It’s no surprise that his lack of attention to detail led to this disaster.”
In a bizarre twist, it has been reported that McChicken’s last words before the boat capsized were, “I’ll have that order to you in 30 minutes or less, guaranteed!” It seems that even in his final moments, he was committed to providing excellent customer service.
As news of McChicken’s untimely demise spreads, the internet has been flooded with memes and jokes about DoorDash deliveries gone wrong. One Twitter user wrote, “Looks like Chad’s delivery ended up being a little wet. Talk about a soggy sandwich!”
While the loss of Chad McChicken is certainly tragic, it serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of prioritizing speed over safety. Let this be a lesson to all aspiring DoorDash executives – always check the weather forecast before embarking on a boating adventure, and remember that sometimes, it’s better to be fashionably late than to end up fish food.
