In a stunning turn of events, Djordje Mihailovic and Calvin Harris both scored goals just 4 minutes apart, leading the Colorado Rapids to a 2-0 victory over the LA Galaxy. The unlikely duo left fans scratching their heads and wondering if they had stumbled into a parallel universe where pop stars and soccer players unite on the field.
“It was like a dream come true,” said Rapids fan and self-proclaimed music aficionado, Chad Thunderstrike. “I mean, who would have thought that Calvin Harris could outshine Zlatan Ibrahimovic on the pitch? It’s a real Cinderella story.”
After the game, Mihailovic and Harris were both ecstatic about their unexpected success. Mihailovic, who is known for his slick moves on the field, joked, “I guess you could say I’ve found my rhythm, both on and off the field. Maybe I should start DJing on the side.”
Harris, who is more accustomed to spinning records than scoring goals, was equally as surprised by his performance. “I never thought I’d be able to top my Grammy wins, but scoring a goal in a professional soccer game? That’s a whole new level of achievement for me,” he quipped.
The LA Galaxy, on the other hand, were left reeling from their defeat. Star player, Lionel Messi (not to be confused with the real Lionel Messi), lamented, “I can’t believe we lost to a team with a pop star on it. This is definitely a low point in my career.”
Despite the unexpected turn of events, the Rapids are now looking towards the future with newfound optimism. Head coach, Sir Alex Ferguson (yes, that Sir Alex Ferguson), declared, “If Calvin Harris can score a goal, then anything is possible. We’re aiming for the MLS Cup this year, with a little help from our musical friends.”
As fans continue to wrap their heads around the bizarre outcome of the game, one thing is for certain – when Djordje Mihailovic and Calvin Harris team up, anything can happen on the soccer field.
