In a shocking turn of events, the Department of Homeland Security has announced that they have successfully arrested the ‘worst of the worst’ migrants in Los Angeles, despite facing pushback from rioters and politicians. The DHS, known for their no-nonsense approach to immigration enforcement, has once again proven that they mean business.
In a statement released earlier today, DHS spokesperson, Agent Smith, proudly declared, “We have successfully apprehended some of the most dangerous individuals who have been wreaking havoc in our communities. These are not your average migrants, these are the ‘worst of the worst’ and we are proud to have them off the streets.”
However, not everyone is pleased with the DHS’ actions. Rioters have taken to the streets of Los Angeles, protesting the arrests and demanding the release of the migrants. One rioter, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, “These migrants are just trying to make a better life for themselves, why is the DHS targeting them? It’s an outrage!”
Even politicians have weighed in on the issue, with Senator Johnson stating, “The DHS needs to focus on real threats to our country, not innocent migrants who are just looking for a better life. This is a blatant abuse of power and we will not stand for it.”
But despite the backlash, the DHS remains steadfast in their mission to rid the streets of dangerous migrants. When asked about the protests, Agent Smith simply responded, “We will not be swayed by the cries of the misguided. We will continue to do our job and keep our communities safe.”
In the meantime, the ‘worst of the worst’ migrants have been taken into custody and are awaiting deportation. As one fake migrant, Juan Gonzalez, put it, “I may be the ‘worst of the worst,’ but at least I’ll have a good story to tell my grandkids one day.”
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