In a shocking turn of events, Curtis Sliwa has declared that he will not be dropping out of the NYC mayoral race despite pressure from donors to stop progressive candidate Mamdani.
Sliwa, known for his colorful personality and signature red beret, has vowed to stay in the race and fight until the bitter end. When asked about his decision, Sliwa responded with his trademark wit, saying, “I may not have the big bucks like some of these other candidates, but I’ve got heart, and a beret that just won’t quit!”
Donors, on the other hand, are reportedly scrambling to come up with a plan to stop Mamdani from gaining momentum. One anonymous donor was quoted as saying, “We can’t let this progressive upstart ruin everything we’ve worked for! We need to do whatever it takes to stop him, even if it means supporting a guy in a beret.”
Meanwhile, Mamdani has brushed off the controversy, stating, “I welcome the challenge from Sliwa. Let the people decide who they want as their next mayor, whether it’s a guy in a beret or a guy with a passion for social justice.”
As the race heats up, it remains to be seen who will come out on top. Will Sliwa’s beret prove to be his secret weapon, or will Mamdani’s progressive platform win over the hearts of New Yorkers? Only time will tell in this wild and unpredictable race for NYC mayor.
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