In a shocking turn of events, Governor Andrew Cuomo has conceded defeat in the NYC Democratic primary for mayor and has graciously congratulated AOC-endorsed candidate, Mamdani, in English. Yes, you read that right, folks, the man who never backs down from a fight has finally thrown in the towel.
In a statement released by his office, Cuomo said, “I would like to extend my sincerest congratulations to Mr. Mamdani on his victory. I may have lost this battle, but I will always be the champion of New York in my own mind.”
Sources close to the Governor say that he was seen sulking in a corner of his office, muttering about how he was going to come back stronger than ever. One insider claimed that Cuomo was overheard saying, “I may have lost the battle, but the war is far from over. I will be back, and I will be stronger than ever. Just you wait, Mamdani, just you wait.”
Meanwhile, Mamdani, who was caught off guard by Cuomo’s concession, was reportedly overheard saying, “I am humbled by this victory and grateful for the support of the people of NYC. I promise to lead with integrity and transparency, unlike some other politicians I know.”
When asked for a comment on Mamdani’s victory, AOC simply said, “I told you all he was the right man for the job. Congratulations to Mr. Mamdani, the people have spoken.”
As for Cuomo, rumor has it that he is already planning his comeback. One source close to the Governor claimed that he was heard saying, “I may have lost this battle, but mark my words, I will be back. And when I am, watch out Mamdani, because I will be coming for you.”
So there you have it, folks, the end of an era for Governor Cuomo and the beginning of a new chapter for NYC with Mamdani at the helm. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
