In a shocking revelation, it has come to light that crash dummies used in car safety tests are still primarily modeled after men, despite the fact that women face higher risks in car accidents. This blatant disregard for the safety of female drivers has left many scratching their heads and wondering, “What dummy came up with this idea?”
When asked about this outdated practice, Dr. Jane Carcrash, a leading expert in car safety, had this to say: “It’s absurd that we are still using crash dummies that do not accurately represent the diverse population of drivers on the road. Women have been shown to be at a higher risk of injury in car accidents, yet the crash test dummies continue to be modeled after men. It’s like they’re stuck in the 1950s!”
In response to this controversy, the CEO of Dummy Industries, Bob Crashington, defended the use of male crash dummies, stating, “We believe that using male crash dummies provides a more accurate representation of the average driver. Besides, women should be grateful that they are not being used as crash test dummies at all!”
However, not everyone was convinced by Crashington’s argument. One female driver, Sally Speedbump, expressed her frustration with the lack of consideration for women in car safety tests, stating, “It’s ridiculous that we are still being overlooked in this day and age. I demand that crash test dummies be modeled after women as well, so that we can ensure our safety on the road.”
In a surprising turn of events, it was revealed that Crashington himself had been involved in a car accident and had sustained minor injuries. When asked about his experience, he responded, “I never thought I’d be in a crash myself, but I guess I should have seen it coming. Maybe we should rethink our approach to crash test dummies after all.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: it’s time for car safety tests to catch up with the times and start using crash dummies that accurately represent all drivers on the road. Until then, female drivers may just have to rely on their own wit and charm to stay safe behind the wheel.
