In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that crash test dummies are still being modeled after men, despite the fact that women face higher risks in car accidents. This outdated practice has left many scratching their heads and wondering why the automotive industry is still stuck in the Stone Age.
According to Dr. Jane Carcrash, a leading expert in crash test dummy research, “It’s absolutely ridiculous that we are still using male crash test dummies when we know that women are more likely to be seriously injured in car accidents. It’s time for the industry to wake up and start prioritizing the safety of all drivers, not just men.”
When reached for comment, a spokesperson for CrashCorp, the leading manufacturer of crash test dummies, defended their decision to stick with male models. “We believe that using male crash test dummies provides the most accurate data for testing purposes. Plus, it’s just easier to stick with what we know rather than make any significant changes.”
However, not everyone is buying CrashCorp’s excuses. Susan Smash, a feminist activist, had this to say: “This is just another example of the patriarchy at work in the automotive industry. Women deserve to be represented in crash tests just as much as men do. It’s time for CrashCorp to step up and do the right thing.”
In response to the growing backlash, CrashCorp has announced plans to introduce a new line of crash test dummies modeled after women. CEO John Crashington stated, “We hear the concerns of the public and are committed to making our crash tests more inclusive. Our new female crash test dummies will be hitting the market soon, so stay tuned!”
While it’s certainly a step in the right direction, many are still questioning why it took so long for the industry to make this change. As Dr. Carcrash put it, “It shouldn’t have taken a public outcry for CrashCorp to do the right thing. But hey, better late than never, I suppose.”
In the meantime, drivers everywhere can only hope that the automotive industry will start taking the safety of all drivers seriously, regardless of gender. Until then, buckle up and drive safe, folks – because apparently, crash test dummies have a gender bias.
