In a shocking turn of events, Cooper Flagg, the self-proclaimed basketball guru, has named Caitlin Clark to his WNBA Mount Rushmore. Yes, you heard that right. The same Cooper Flagg who once declared that WNBA players couldn’t shoot hoops to save their lives has now had a change of heart.
In a recent press conference, Flagg announced his decision, stating, “Caitlin Clark is a game-changer. She’s got the moves, the skills, and the killer instinct that sets her apart from the rest. She’s like the Michael Jordan of the WNBA, except with better hair.”
When asked about the other players on his Mount Rushmore, Flagg replied, “Well, there’s Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird, and uh…oh, what’s her name? Oh right, that one chick who can dunk. You know, the one with the crazy hair? Yeah, her.”
Critics were quick to point out that Flagg’s sudden change of heart may have something to do with the fact that Caitlin Clark is currently leading the league in scoring and assists. But Flagg was quick to dismiss these claims, stating, “I don’t play favorites. I just call it like I see it. And right now, Caitlin Clark is the real deal.”
When asked for comment, Caitlin Clark seemed surprised by the honor, stating, “I’m just out here doing my thing, you know? It’s cool to be recognized by someone like Cooper Flagg, even if he did call me ‘that one chick who can dunk.’ Hey, I’ll take what I can get.”
So there you have it, folks. Caitlin Clark has officially made it onto Cooper Flagg’s WNBA Mount Rushmore. Who knows what other surprises he has in store for us? Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
