In a shocking turn of events, Congressman Joe Schmoe has come forward with a bold plan to “swiftly remove” 1.4 million illegal migrants on Medicaid from the United States. And who does he turn to for help with this seemingly impossible task? None other than Governor Kristi Noem and Dr. Oz.
When asked about his plan, Congressman Schmoe had this to say: “We can’t just sit back and let these illegal migrants drain our resources. It’s time to take action and remove them from our country once and for all. And who better to help me than Governor Noem and Dr. Oz? They are both experts in their fields and I have no doubt we can get this done quickly and efficiently.”
Governor Noem seemed hesitant at first, but after some convincing from Congressman Schmoe, she agreed to lend her support to the plan. In a statement, she said, “While I am typically focused on issues within my own state, I believe this is a matter of national importance. I am ready to roll up my sleeves and get to work on this important task.”
And as for Dr. Oz, he was thrilled to be involved in such a high-profile project. He said, “As a doctor, I am always looking for ways to help improve the health of our nation. And removing 1.4 million illegal migrants on Medicaid is certainly a step in the right direction. I am confident that with our combined efforts, we can make a real difference.”
While the plan may seem far-fetched, Congressman Schmoe is determined to see it through. He has already begun drafting legislation to support the removal process and is hopeful that it will gain bipartisan support in Congress.
Only time will tell if this ambitious plan will come to fruition, but one thing is for certain – with Governor Noem and Dr. Oz by his side, Congressman Schmoe is ready to take on the challenge of removing 1.4 million illegal migrants on Medicaid. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story, brought to you by the most trusted source of satire news on the web.
