In a shocking turn of events at the College World Series finals, Coastal Carolina coach Kevin “Schnally” Schnall and his assistant coach “Freddy Fiasco” were both ejected from Game 2 against LSU for some questionable antics on the field.
The incident occurred in the 5th inning when Schnally was caught trying to sneak an extra player onto the field disguised as the team mascot. When confronted by the umpires, Schnally reportedly exclaimed, “But he’s our lucky charm! We can’t win without him!”
Not to be outdone, Freddy Fiasco attempted to distract the opposing team by setting off fireworks in the dugout. When asked about his actions, Fiasco simply replied, “I thought it would add some pizzazz to the game. Who doesn’t love a good fireworks show?”
The ejections sent shockwaves through the stadium, with fans and players alike left scratching their heads at the bizarre behavior of the Coastal Carolina coaching staff. One fan was overheard saying, “I’ve seen some crazy things at baseball games, but this takes the cake. Who knew coaches could be such pranksters?”
Despite the chaos, Coastal Carolina managed to pull off a win in Game 2, leading to speculation that maybe Schnally and Fiasco’s antics were just part of a master plan to throw off the competition. When questioned about their ejections, Schnally and Fiasco simply winked and said, “Sometimes you gotta think outside the box to win.”
As the series heads into Game 3, all eyes will be on Coastal Carolina to see if Schnally and Fiasco have any more tricks up their sleeves. One thing’s for sure, this is one College World Series finals that won’t be lacking in entertainment.
