Bumble swipes left on 240 jobs, claims it’s just ghosting its employees

In a shocking turn of events, popular dating app Bumble has announced that it will be cutting 240 jobs, or about 30% of its global workforce. This news has sent shockwaves through the online dating community, with many wondering how this will affect their chances of finding love in the digital age.

In a statement released by Bumble CEO Whitney Wolfe Herd, she said, “We regret to inform you that we will be reducing our workforce in order to streamline our operations and focus on providing the best possible experience for our users. We believe that this move will ultimately benefit our community as a whole.”

However, not everyone is convinced by Bumble’s reasoning for the layoffs. One anonymous employee, who we will call “John Doe,” had this to say: “I can’t believe they’re cutting jobs just to ‘streamline operations.’ It feels like they’re just trying to save money at the expense of hardworking employees. It’s like they’re swiping left on us.”

In response to the layoffs, rival dating app Tinder released a statement saying, “We are saddened to hear about the job cuts at Bumble. In times like these, it’s important for us all to come together and swipe right on love and support for those affected.”

Despite the layoffs, Bumble users are still hopeful that they will be able to find their perfect match on the app. One user, who we will call “Jane Smith,” said, “I’m not going to let a little thing like job cuts get in the way of finding love. If anything, this just means there will be fewer people to compete with for matches!”

As Bumble continues to navigate these uncertain times, one thing is for certain: love will always find a way, even in the face of layoffs and corporate restructuring. So swipe on, Bumble users, and remember that true love is just a right swipe away.

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