Tropical storms and hurricanes are no joke, but apparently Bryan Norcross didn’t get the memo! The renowned meteorologist has predicted that this year’s tropical delay will extend well into July, much to the dismay of beach lovers and vacationers everywhere.
In a recent press conference, Norcross stated, “We’re seeing some unprecedented weather patterns this year that are causing these tropical delays to linger longer than usual. It’s like Mother Nature is playing a cruel joke on us all.”
When asked for a more specific timeline on when we can expect the tropical delay to finally come to an end, Norcross replied, “Well, it’s hard to say for sure. But I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re still dealing with this well into July. So, if you were planning on hitting the beach anytime soon, you might want to rethink your plans.”
Residents and tourists alike are understandably frustrated with this news. One beachgoer, Karen Sunburn, lamented, “I was really looking forward to soaking up some sun and sipping on some margaritas this summer. But now it looks like I’ll be stuck indoors watching reruns of The Weather Channel instead.”
In response to the uproar, local bar owner, Jimmy Pina Colada, quipped, “Looks like I’ll have to start offering ‘tropical storm specials’ on my drinks to lure customers in. Maybe I’ll even rename my bar ‘The Eye of the Storm’ for good measure.”
As the tropical delay drags on, it seems like Bryan Norcross is becoming the most hated man in town. But hey, at least he’s giving us all something to talk about. And who knows, maybe we’ll all look back on this one day and laugh…or maybe we’ll just blame Norcross for ruining our summer.
