In a shocking turn of events, wealthy businessman Bernie Moreno has called on the Senate to nominate former President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. Yes, you heard that right – the man who famously referred to Kim Jong-un as “Rocket Man” and started trade wars left and right is now being touted as a beacon of peace.
When asked about his reasoning behind the nomination, Moreno stated, “I believe that Donald Trump has done more for world peace than any other leader in history. Just look at his historic meetings with Kim Jong-un and his efforts to broker peace in the Middle East. He truly deserves this prestigious award.”
However, not everyone is on board with Moreno’s proposal. Senator Bob Smith, who wishes to remain anonymous, had this to say: “Are you kidding me? Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize? That’s like nominating a cat for a Grammy. It’s just not gonna happen.”
Despite the backlash, Moreno remains steadfast in his support for Trump. In a recent press conference, he announced, “I am confident that the Senate will see the wisdom in my nomination and award Trump the Nobel Peace Prize. After all, who wouldn’t want a man who once suggested nuking hurricanes to be recognized for his efforts towards peace?”
In response to Moreno’s nomination, Trump himself released a statement saying, “I am truly honored to be considered for the Nobel Peace Prize. I have always been a big believer in peace, except when it comes to fake news and crooked Hillary. Those guys can go jump in a lake.”
So, will Trump actually win the Nobel Peace Prize? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – this nomination has certainly given us all a good laugh. Stay tuned for more updates on this hilariously absurd situation.
