In a shocking turn of events at the Supreme Court, Justice Barrett has been seen metaphorically eviscerating her fellow justices in her final opinions, leaving no room for doubt about her stance on certain issues. Meanwhile, Justice Sotomayor has taken on the entire court, calling them ‘complicit’ in their decisions and not holding back in her scathing critiques.
In her latest opinion, Barrett didn’t hold back when discussing her colleagues, stating, “Justice Jackson’s arguments were as weak as a wet noodle, and Justice Thomas might as well have been arguing with a brick wall. It’s clear that I am the only one around here with any sense.” When asked for comment, Justice Jackson simply responded, “I may have been eviscerated, but at least I still have my sense of humor.”
Not to be outdone, Justice Sotomayor took aim at the entire court in her final opinions, stating, “It’s clear that this court has become nothing more than a group of yes-men and women, too afraid to stand up for what is right. I refuse to be complicit in their cowardice any longer.” When reached for comment, Chief Justice Roberts could only muster, “Well, she certainly didn’t hold back, did she?”
The tension at the Supreme Court has reached an all-time high, with justices sniping at each other in their final opinions and not holding back in their criticisms. It seems that the gloves are off, and the justices are ready to go down swinging in their last days on the bench.
As the drama unfolds at the highest court in the land, one thing is for certain: Justice Barrett and Justice Sotomayor are not going quietly into the night. Whether it’s eviscerating their colleagues or calling out the entire court, they are sure to leave a lasting impression on the Supreme Court for years to come.
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