In a bizarre turn of events, B-2 stealth bombers were spotted flying over Washington D.C. just hours before President Trump was expected to arrive at the White House. The sight of the sleek, black aircraft cruising through the sky left many onlookers scratching their heads and wondering what exactly was going on.
One witness, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “I was just minding my own business when I looked up and saw these massive planes flying overhead. I thought maybe it was some kind of military exercise, but then I remembered this is 2020, so who knows what’s really going on.”
Speculation ran rampant as to the reason behind the sudden appearance of the stealth bombers. Some conspiracy theorists suggested that Trump was preparing to make a grand entrance to the White House, while others joked that he was trying to escape before the election results were finalized.
When reached for comment, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany simply said, “The President has many ways of arriving at the White House, and sometimes he likes to mix things up a bit. It keeps everyone on their toes.” When pressed for more information, she added, “I can neither confirm nor deny that the President is planning to parachute in next time.”
Meanwhile, Vice President Mike Pence was quick to downplay the situation, stating, “There’s no need to worry, folks. The B-2 bombers were just practicing for a routine flyover. Nothing to see here, move along.”
As the mystery deepened, social media erupted with hilarious memes and jokes about Trump’s unconventional mode of transportation. One user tweeted, “Just your typical day in 2020 – B-2 stealth bombers flying overhead while we wait for Trump to show up in a hot air balloon.”
In the end, Trump arrived at the White House in his usual motorcade, leaving many to wonder if the stealth bombers were simply a distraction or a sign of things to come. One thing is for sure – in the world of politics, anything is possible, even a presidential flyover in a stealth bomber.
