Accused killer blames ‘white supremacy’ for murder, asks for moral support: satirical news at its finest

In a shocking turn of events, the accused killer of Austin Metcalf is now claiming that he needs support in fighting ‘white supremacy’ after being indicted for murder. According to his spokesperson, John Doe, the accused killer is just a victim of the system and is being unfairly targeted because of his race.

In a statement released to the press, John Doe said, “My client is innocent and is being railroaded by the powers that be. This is just another example of white supremacy at work in our justice system. We need to come together and support him in his fight against this injustice.”

Many are questioning the validity of these claims, especially considering the overwhelming evidence against the accused killer. But according to his spokesperson, it’s all just a big misunderstanding.

When asked about the murder indictment, John Doe replied, “Oh, that? That’s just a minor inconvenience. My client is a good person who has been misunderstood. He would never harm anyone. It’s all just a big misunderstanding.”

Supporters of the accused killer have started a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for his legal defense. The campaign has already raised thousands of dollars, with one donor writing, “I believe in the innocence of John Smith and will do whatever it takes to support him in his fight against white supremacy.”

As the case continues to unfold, one thing is clear – this is a story that is far from over. Will the accused killer be able to convince the public of his innocence? Or will justice prevail in the end? Only time will tell.

But one thing is for sure – this is a case that is sure to keep us all on the edge of our seats. Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre and twisted tale of murder, intrigue, and alleged white supremacy.

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