In a shocking turn of events, Arab allies have finally come to the realization that Iran poses a serious threat to the region. Lawmakers are now speaking out about the dangers of the Iranian regime, but with a cautious approach to the idea of regime change.
“We have long been aware of Iran’s nefarious actions in the region, but we were too busy watching Netflix to do anything about it,” said Saudi Prince Aladdin bin Salman. “But now that we’ve binged all of ‘The Crown,’ we can focus on the real crown jewels – protecting our countries from Iran’s influence.”
Lawmakers from other Arab nations echoed Prince Aladdin’s sentiments, with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi stating, “We always knew Iran was up to no good, but we were too busy perfecting our dance moves for TikTok to pay attention. But now that we’ve got our priorities straight, we can work together to combat this threat.”
However, despite the newfound recognition of Iran’s danger, Arab allies are proceeding with caution when it comes to the idea of regime change. “We don’t want to jump into anything too quickly,” said Jordanian King Abdullah II. “I mean, have you seen how long it takes to overthrow a government? We’ve got weddings to plan and camels to ride – we can’t be bothered with all that drama.”
The cautious approach to regime change has left many wondering if Arab allies will ever take decisive action against Iran. But for now, they seem content to simply acknowledge the danger and hope for the best. As Omani Sultan Qaboos bin Said put it, “We may not be ready to change regimes just yet, but we are definitely considering changing our Netflix password. Can’t be too careful these days.”
So, as Arab allies continue to navigate the complicated landscape of Middle Eastern politics, one thing is clear – they may be slow to act, but they’re quick with a joke. And in the end, isn’t that what really matters?
