In a shocking turn of events, Anti-ICE activists have been accused of aiding a migrant child rapist in escaping arrest in Colorado. Officials are scratching their heads as to how this group of self-proclaimed do-gooders managed to help a criminal evade justice.
The incident occurred last week when authorities attempted to apprehend Juan Martinez, a known child rapist who had been on the run for months. However, thanks to the quick thinking of the Anti-ICE activists, Martinez was able to slip through their fingers and disappear into the night.
In a statement to our reporters, Sheriff John Johnson expressed his frustration, saying, “I can’t believe these activists would stoop so low as to help a criminal escape justice. It’s outrageous and completely unacceptable.”
When asked for a comment, one of the activists, who goes by the name of “Captain Justice”, defended their actions, stating, “We believe in second chances and rehabilitation for all individuals, regardless of their past crimes. We couldn’t in good conscience stand by and let ICE tear this man away from his family.”
In response to this statement, Sheriff Johnson retorted, “Second chances? This man is a child rapist! There are some crimes that are unforgivable, and aiding a criminal like Martinez is simply inexcusable.”
Despite the controversy surrounding their actions, the Anti-ICE activists show no signs of slowing down. In fact, they have already set their sights on their next target – helping a notorious bank robber, who goes by the name of “Money Bags”, escape from authorities.
When asked about their plans, Captain Justice confidently stated, “We are dedicated to fighting for justice and equality for all individuals, no matter what crimes they may have committed. We will not rest until every criminal is given a fair chance at redemption.”
As the saga continues to unfold, one thing is for certain – the Anti-ICE activists are not afraid to push the boundaries in their quest for justice, even if it means aiding and abetting criminals along the way. Stay tuned for more updates on this wild and wacky story.
