Angels Manager Takes Medical Leave aka Extended Vacation – Will Remain on Beach for Rest of Season

In a shocking turn of events, the Los Angeles Angels have announced that their manager, Ron Washington, will be remaining on medical leave for the remainder of the season. This news has left fans wondering what exactly is going on with their beloved skipper.

According to team sources, Washington was initially placed on medical leave for an undisclosed issue, but it seems that his condition has worsened. In a statement released by the team, they stated, “Ron Washington will be taking some time off to focus on his health and well-being. We wish him a speedy recovery and look forward to his return next season.”

However, rumors have been swirling around the league about the real reason behind Washington’s extended absence. One anonymous source claimed, “Ron Washington is actually suffering from a severe case of ‘baseballitis,’ a rare condition that affects managers who spend too much time in the dugout. It’s a serious illness, but we’re confident he’ll make a full recovery with the proper treatment.”

When reached for comment, Washington’s assistant, Bob Johnson, had this to say, “Ron is taking this time to relax and unwind. He’s been working hard all season, and he deserves a break. Plus, he’s been binge-watching ‘The Office’ on Netflix, so he’s in good spirits.”

As for the Angels players, they seem to be taking Washington’s absence in stride. Outfielder Mike Trout joked, “I heard Ron is actually on a secret mission to find the best taco truck in California. I can’t wait to hear all about it when he gets back.”

While Washington’s medical leave may come as a surprise to some, one thing is for certain: the Angels will have to finish the season without their fearless leader. Here’s hoping that Ron Washington makes a speedy recovery and returns to the dugout next season, ready to lead his team to victory.

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