In a shocking turn of events during a recent WNBA game, Angel Reese of the Maryland Terrapins went full-on WWE mode and shoved a Sun player after getting her hair pulled while going for a rebound. The incident left fans in disbelief and had everyone wondering if they had accidentally tuned into a wrestling match instead of a basketball game.
According to eyewitnesses, Reese was aggressively fighting for a rebound when the Sun player, who shall remain nameless (let’s call her Hair-puller Holly), decided to take matters into her own hands and resorted to some questionable tactics. Reese, not one to back down from a challenge, retaliated by giving Hair-puller Holly a good shove that sent her flying across the court.
In a post-game interview, Reese nonchalantly stated, “I don’t play games, I play basketball. If you want to pull my hair, be prepared to face the consequences.” When asked about her thoughts on the incident, Hair-puller Holly responded with, “I was just trying to get a better grip on the ball. I didn’t mean to pull her hair…okay, maybe I did a little bit.”
Despite the drama on the court, Reese managed to secure her first triple-double in English (because apparently, she’s fluent in multiple languages now) and led her team to victory. When asked about her impressive performance, Reese humbly replied, “I guess you could say I was on fire tonight. Literally, my hair was on fire after that hair-pulling incident.”
The WNBA commissioner has since announced that both Reese and Hair-puller Holly will be receiving fines for their actions on the court. In response to the news, Reese joked, “I guess I’ll have to start a GoFundMe to pay off these fines. Any donations are greatly appreciated.”
All we can say is, we can’t wait to see what other antics Reese has up her sleeve in future games. Who knew basketball could be this entertaining? Stay tuned for more drama, hair-pulling, and triple-doubles in the world of women’s basketball.