In a shocking turn of events, long-time residents of the United States, Iranians have found themselves caught up in President Trump’s deportation drive. After decades of living peacefully in America, many Iranian immigrants are now facing the threat of being sent back to their homeland.
One such case is that of Maryam Smith, a 60-year-old grandmother who has lived in the US for over 30 years. When asked about her impending deportation, Maryam could only respond with disbelief, stating, “I can’t believe this is happening to me. I’ve been here for so long, I even know more about American history than most Americans!”
In a press conference held by the Trump administration, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders defended the decision to target Iranian immigrants, stating, “We have to prioritize the safety and security of American citizens. And if that means deporting innocent grandmothers who have been contributing to society for decades, then so be it.”
However, not everyone is on board with this controversial move. Senator John Doe spoke out against the deportation drive, saying, “It’s ridiculous to target hard-working immigrants who have done nothing wrong. This is just another example of the Trump administration’s misguided policies.”
In response to the backlash, President Trump took to Twitter to defend his decision, tweeting, “Iranians are dangerous! They have been hiding in plain sight for too long. It’s time to send them back where they belong #MakeAmericaSafeAgain.”
As the deportation drive continues, many Iranian immigrants are left feeling uncertain about their future in the US. Fake news anchor, Bob McFake, summed up the situation perfectly on his show, saying, “It’s a sad day when innocent people are being targeted simply because of their nationality. But hey, at least we can all sleep better knowing that Maryam the Grandma is no longer a threat to national security.”
With tensions running high, it remains to be seen how this deportation drive will play out in the coming weeks. But one thing is for sure – the Iranian community in America is not going down without a fight.
