In a shocking turn of events, President Trump has unveiled his latest plan to overhaul the US immigration system with what he calls his “big bill.” The bill, which has been dubbed the “Make America Immigration Again Act,” aims to drastically change the way immigrants are admitted into the country.
According to sources close to the President, the bill includes provisions such as building a giant wall around the entire country, only allowing immigrants with a love for fast food and reality TV to enter, and making it mandatory for all immigrants to wear “Make America Great Again” hats at all times.
When asked about the bill, President Trump was quoted as saying, “This bill is going to be tremendous, believe me. We’re going to make America great again by only letting in the best, the brightest, and the most loyal to me. It’s going to be huge.”
Critics of the bill have called it discriminatory and unconstitutional, with one unnamed source stating, “This bill is just another example of President Trump’s blatant racism and xenophobia. It’s like he’s living in a reality TV show where he gets to play the villain.”
However, supporters of the bill have praised President Trump for his tough stance on immigration, with one fake supporter named Bob McBoberson saying, “I love this bill! Finally, we can keep out all those pesky immigrants who just want to come here and steal our jobs and our fast food. Make America Immigration Again, I say!”
It remains to be seen whether the “Make America Immigration Again Act” will actually become law, but one thing is for certain – President Trump’s big bill is already causing quite a stir in the world of US politics. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, only here at the number one source of satire news on the web!
