In a shocking turn of events, the United States military recently carried out what they are calling the ‘largest B-2 operational strike in US history’, otherwise known as Operation Midnight Hammer. The mission, which involved a fleet of stealth bombers dropping 30,000 pounds of explosives on a remote enemy stronghold, has left the world in awe (and a little bit terrified).
General John Smith, the mastermind behind the operation, spoke to reporters about the mission’s success. “We wanted to make a statement that the US military is not to be messed with,” he said. “And what better way to do that than by dropping a literal ton of bombs on our enemies’ heads?”
However, not everyone is impressed with the military’s show of force. One anonymous source within the Pentagon revealed, “Honestly, we just wanted to test out our new toys. Who wouldn’t want to drop bombs from a stealth bomber? It’s like playing Call of Duty, but in real life.”
In a surprising twist, Captain Jack Sparrow, a member of the ground team that assisted in the operation, admitted that things didn’t exactly go as planned. “We were supposed to hit the enemy stronghold, but we ended up hitting a nearby village instead,” he confessed. “Oops.”
Despite the mishap, the US military is standing by their decision to carry out Operation Midnight Hammer. “Hey, accidents happen,” said Major Tom Cruise. “At least we made a big boom, right?”
In response to the operation, the enemy stronghold released a statement saying, “We will rebuild and come back stronger than ever. You may have dropped bombs on us, but you can never break our spirit.”
As the dust settles on Operation Midnight Hammer, one thing is for certain: the US military is not one to be messed with. Whether you agree with their tactics or not, you have to admit, they sure know how to make a statement.
