**Tragic Plane Crash Claims Lives of Three Employees from Music Talent Agency in San Diego: A Melodic Farewell**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the music industry reeling, a tragic plane crash has claimed the lives of three employees from the San Diego-based talent agency, “Hit or Miss.” The agency, known for its questionable taste in artists, has been left scrambling to find a way to turn this tragedy into a viral marketing campaign.
The ill-fated flight, which was reportedly en route to a “very important” meeting with a TikTok influencer, went down shortly after takeoff. Witnesses claim they heard the pilot exclaim, “I can’t believe we’re flying to meet someone who lip-syncs for a living!” just before the plane took a nosedive.
Agency CEO, Melody “Muffin” McGee, expressed her sorrow in a statement that was equal parts heartfelt and promotional. “We’re devastated by the loss of our team members, but we’re also excited to announce our new ‘Fly High’ merchandise line, featuring t-shirts and mugs that say, ‘Life is short, but our talent is long!’”
Colleague and aspiring musician, Jett “The Jet” Johnson, shared his thoughts on the tragedy: “They always said we were going to crash and burn, but I didn’t think they meant it literally! I guess they really took ‘taking off’ to heart.”
As the agency mourns its losses, they are also planning a tribute concert featuring holograms of the deceased employees performing their favorite songs. “We’re calling it ‘The Last Gig,’” said McGee. “It’s going to be a real showstopper—just like their careers!”
In the wake of this tragedy, the agency has also announced a new initiative to train their employees in “safe flight practices” and “how to avoid meeting TikTok stars.” Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned from this, it’s that sometimes, it’s better to stay grounded.
