**LeBron James Faces Accusations of Team Cherry-Picking from Michael Jordan’s Agent**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the basketball world reeling, LeBron James has been accused of cherry-picking players from Michael Jordan’s legendary roster by none other than Jordan’s former agent, Larry “The Negotiator” McBargain. McBargain, who once famously tried to sell a used pair of Jordan’s sneakers for $1 million, claims that LeBron’s recent acquisitions are “suspiciously reminiscent” of the 1996 Chicago Bulls.
“LeBron is basically playing NBA Monopoly,” McBargain declared at a press conference held in his mom’s basement. “He’s just collecting all the best players like they’re properties on Boardwalk and Park Place. Next thing you know, he’ll be trying to trade for Michael himself!”
The accusations stem from LeBron’s recent signing of several players who, according to McBargain, “would have made the 1996 Bulls look like a bunch of scrubs.” Among the alleged cherry-picked players are “The Human Highlight Reel” and “The Dunking Machine,” both of whom have never existed outside of McBargain’s imagination.
LeBron, however, was quick to dismiss the claims. “I’m just trying to build a team that can win,” he said while sipping a smoothie made from the tears of his opponents. “If that means picking up a few legends from the past, then so be it. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play with a guy who can fly?”
In response to the accusations, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver announced that the league would be implementing a new rule: “The Jordan Clause,” which states that any player who has ever been associated with Michael Jordan must be treated as a national treasure and cannot be signed by any team without a thorough background check and a signed affidavit from Jordan himself.
As the drama unfolds, fans are left wondering if LeBron will continue his quest for basketball domination or if he’ll be forced to play with a team of inflatable pool toys, as McBargain suggested. “I hear they’re great at defense,” he quipped, “especially when it comes to floating around the competition!”
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember: in the world of basketball, anything is possible—especially if you have a good agent!
