**Trump Declares National Emergency Over Biden’s Health Documents: “I Smell a Cover-Up!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and mildly amused, former President Donald Trump has yet to order the declassification of President Biden’s health documents, citing a “massive cover-up” that he claims is “more suspicious than a cat in a dog park.”
During a recent rally in the heart of Florida, Trump took to the stage, waving a stack of papers that he claimed were “top-secret documents” he found in a McDonald’s dumpster. “Folks, I’m telling you, if I can find these documents, why can’t Biden just show us his health records? What’s he hiding? A bad haircut? A love for pineapple on pizza? We need answers!” Trump exclaimed, as the crowd erupted in laughter and confusion.
In a bizarre twist, Trump’s former advisor, Melvin “The Conspiracy” McGee, chimed in, stating, “I’ve seen Biden’s health records, and let me tell you, they’re scarier than a clown at a birthday party. I mean, who has a doctor named Dr. Feelgood? Sounds like a cover-up to me!”
Meanwhile, Biden’s team has responded with a statement that reads, “We’re not hiding anything. In fact, we’re just waiting for the right moment to reveal that Biden’s health is as good as a fine wine—aged to perfection and slightly fruity.”
As the nation holds its breath, waiting for Trump to either declassify the documents or accidentally order a pizza instead, one thing is clear: the only thing more entertaining than this political circus is the popcorn we’re all munching on while watching it unfold.
