**Stalker of Jennifer Aniston Declared Mentally Incompetent for Trial, Seeks Second Opinion**
In a plot twist that even Hollywood couldn’t script, the stalker of beloved actress Jennifer Aniston has been declared mentally incompetent to stand trial, prompting him to seek a second opinion from none other than Dr. Phil. The stalker, identified as 32-year-old Chad “The Uninvited” Thompson, was apprehended last month after attempting to serenade Aniston with a ukulele rendition of “I’ll Be There for You” outside her home.
“I thought I was just being romantic,” Thompson explained in a statement that has left legal experts scratching their heads. “I mean, who wouldn’t want a private concert from a guy who’s seen every episode of *Friends* at least 47 times?”
The court’s decision came after a psychological evaluation revealed that Thompson believed he was in a “serious relationship” with Aniston, despite the fact that she had never met him. “He thought they were soulmates,” said Dr. Linda B. Crazy, the psychiatrist who evaluated him. “He even had a scrapbook titled ‘Jennifer and Me: A Love Story.’ It was mostly just pictures of her with googly eyes drawn on them.”
In a bizarre twist, Thompson has now requested a second opinion, claiming that Dr. Crazy “just doesn’t get him.” He stated, “I’m not crazy; I’m just a misunderstood romantic. I mean, who wouldn’t want to live in a van down by the river with Jennifer Aniston?”
As the saga unfolds, Aniston remains blissfully unaware of her biggest fan’s legal troubles, focusing instead on her latest project: a rom-com titled *Love in the Time of Restraining Orders*. Meanwhile, Thompson’s friends have started a GoFundMe campaign to help him pay for a new therapist, preferably one who specializes in celebrity crushes and ukulele therapy.
Stay tuned for updates as this story develops—because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that love (and legal battles) are never simple!
