**Wildfire Near Tucson: Cody Fire Burns 1,000 Acres, Evacuations Underway—Local Residents Blame It on “Overzealous Campfire Enthusiasts”**
TUCSON, AZ—In a shocking turn of events, the Cody Fire has erupted near Tucson, burning through 1,000 acres and prompting mass evacuations. Local residents are scratching their heads, wondering how a fire could start in a place where the only thing hotter than the weather is the local chili cook-off.
“I thought it was just a really aggressive barbecue,” said local resident and self-proclaimed grill master, Bob “Flame On” Johnson. “I mean, who knew that ‘smokin’ hot’ could be taken so literally?”
Authorities have reported that the fire was likely started by a group of campers who were attempting to create the world’s largest s’more. “We were just trying to make a statement,” said one camper, who wished to remain anonymous but was later identified as “S’morezilla.” “We didn’t think it would get out of hand. I mean, it’s just marshmallows and chocolate, right?”
As evacuations began, local officials urged residents to leave their homes and take only what they could carry. “We recommend taking your pets, your family, and any valuable items,” said Fire Chief Blaze McFireface. “But if you have a collection of vintage lawn flamingos, you might want to leave those behind. They’re not worth the risk.”
Meanwhile, local businesses are cashing in on the chaos. “We’re offering a ‘Fire Sale’ on all our outdoor gear,” said Sally Sparks, owner of Sally’s Survival Shack. “Everything is 50% off, unless it’s flammable. Then it’s full price!”
As the fire rages on, residents are left wondering if they’ll return to their homes or if they’ll be forced to live in a tent city made entirely of melted marshmallows. “At least it’ll be sweet,” quipped local jokester Tim “Toasty” Thompson. “Just don’t forget the graham crackers!”
In the meantime, firefighters are working tirelessly to contain the blaze, while local residents are preparing for the inevitable “Cody Fire BBQ Festival” that is sure to follow. After all, nothing says community spirit like a good old-fashioned cookout—just maybe with a little less fire next time.
