**Concerns Over Biden’s Age: Insights from a New Book on His Inner Circle**
In a shocking revelation that has left the nation both amused and mildly concerned, a new book titled *”Biden: The Chronicles of the Elder Statesman”* has hit the shelves, offering a behind-the-scenes look at the President’s inner circle. The book, penned by the elusive author “J. D. Oldtimer,” claims to expose the “real” challenges of having a president who sometimes forgets where he left his glasses—on his head.
According to the book, Biden’s aides have developed a unique communication strategy to ensure he stays on track. “We’ve started using Post-it notes everywhere,” said Chief of Staff, “Maggie ‘The Sticky’ McGee.” “You’d be surprised how many times he’s tried to call Kamala on a banana.”
The book also reveals that Biden’s favorite pastime is playing bingo with the Secret Service. “He’s convinced that if he yells ‘Bingo!’ loud enough, he’ll win back the youth vote,” said an anonymous source who claims to be a “professional bingo enthusiast.” “Last week, he shouted ‘Bingo!’ during a press conference. We’re still not sure if he was talking about the economy or just really excited about his card.”
In a particularly hilarious chapter, Biden’s inner circle discusses the time he mistook a Zoom call for a game of charades. “He kept miming ‘infrastructure’ while we were trying to discuss foreign policy,” said an aide who wished to remain nameless but is definitely not named “Bob.” “It was like watching a very confused octopus trying to play chess.”
As the book continues to gain traction, one thing is clear: whether it’s through bingo or charades, Biden’s age may be a concern, but his inner circle is determined to keep the laughter alive. After all, as Biden himself reportedly said, “Age is just a number—unless you’re counting the number of times I’ve lost my train of thought!”
