**Tragic Plane Crash in San Diego Military Area Claims Multiple Lives in Foggy Conditions: Foggy Logic Prevails**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the San Diego military area in a state of confusion, a plane crash occurred under the most foggy of circumstances—literally. Witnesses reported that visibility was so low, they could barely see their own hands, let alone a plane flying overhead. “I thought it was just my morning coffee kicking in,” said local resident and self-proclaimed fog expert, Bob “The Fogfather” McGee. “Turns out, it was just a plane crashing!”
The ill-fated aircraft, a top-secret military drone disguised as a giant seagull, was reportedly on a mission to deliver “extremely classified” sandwiches to troops stationed nearby. “We were just trying to make sure our boys had the best pastrami on rye,” said Colonel Mustard, who was not involved in the incident but felt the need to comment anyway. “But I guess the fog had other plans.”
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “like a scene from a bad action movie, but with less action and more confusion.” One bystander, who wished to remain anonymous, claimed, “I thought it was just a really aggressive foghorn. You know, like the ones they use to scare away the seagulls!”
In a bizarre twist, the military has announced plans to combat future fog-related incidents by deploying a fleet of “super-duper” foghorns that will blast out the sound of Justin Bieber’s greatest hits. “Nothing clears the air like a little ‘Baby, Baby,’” said Major Melodies, the project’s lead officer. “We’re confident this will not only save lives but also improve morale.”
As the investigation continues, one thing is clear: in San Diego, the fog isn’t just a weather condition; it’s a lifestyle. And if you’re not careful, it might just take you down with it—along with a sandwich or two.
