**House Approves Trump’s Major Tax Bill: Key Details Inside**
In a move that has left economists scratching their heads and comedians rolling on the floor, the House of Representatives has officially approved Donald Trump’s latest tax bill, affectionately dubbed the “Make America Tax Again” bill. The bill promises to simplify the tax code by replacing it with a single form: a blank piece of paper that simply says, “Send us your money.”
The bill’s key feature? A new tax bracket for billionaires that allows them to pay a mere 0.0001% of their income, provided they can prove they’ve never set foot in a grocery store. “It’s about time we reward hard work,” said Congressman Chuck “The Taxman” McGee, who was last seen trying to convince a group of toddlers that taxes are just “adult allowance.”
In a shocking twist, the bill also includes a provision that allows taxpayers to pay their taxes in the form of “likes” on social media. “If you can’t afford to pay, just post a selfie with the hashtag #TaxMeMaybe,” said Trump during a press conference, where he was flanked by a group of confused squirrels he claimed were his “financial advisors.”
Critics of the bill, including Senator Linda “The Realist” Johnson, argue that it disproportionately benefits the wealthy. “This is like giving a kid a lifetime supply of candy and telling them to share it with their friends,” she said, while simultaneously eating a donut.
In a surprising show of bipartisan support, even the notoriously frugal Senator Bob “Penny Pincher” Smith was seen nodding along, though he later clarified, “I was just trying to figure out how to get a tax break on my collection of vintage coupons.”
As the bill heads to the Senate, one thing is clear: if passed, it will redefine the phrase “tax season” to mean “season of confusion, chaos, and questionable financial decisions.” Stay tuned for updates, and remember, folks: if you can’t pay your taxes, just make sure to post a really cute cat video.
