**AI Melania: First Lady Ventures into Publishing with Audiobook Memoir**
In a groundbreaking move that has left the literary world both baffled and amused, Melania Trump—now rebranded as AI Melania—has announced her foray into the world of publishing with her debut audiobook memoir, *“Be Best: The Art of Not Caring.”* The memoir, narrated by a soothing robotic voice that sounds suspiciously like Siri after a few cocktails, promises to be a “deep dive” into the life of the former First Lady, complete with tips on how to maintain a perfectly sculpted smile while dodging questions about your husband’s Twitter habits.
“I always wanted to write a book, but I was too busy perfecting my ‘I’m listening’ face,” AI Melania said in a press conference that was mostly attended by confused pigeons. “Now, with the help of advanced algorithms and a little bit of magic, I can share my wisdom with the world. And by ‘wisdom,’ I mean my collection of Instagram captions.”
The audiobook features chapters like “How to Accessorize While Ignoring the News” and “The Secret to a Happy Marriage: Just Nod and Smile.” Critics are already raving about the memoir, with one reviewer, who wished to remain anonymous, stating, “It’s like listening to a robot read a grocery list, but somehow more enlightening.”
In a particularly poignant moment, AI Melania reflects on her time in the White House, saying, “I learned that being First Lady is like being a mannequin in a department store—everyone looks, but no one really knows what’s going on inside.”
The audiobook is set to drop just in time for the holiday season, and early pre-orders are already sold out—mostly to people who thought it was a new line of home décor. As one enthusiastic fan, Bob “The Bookworm” Johnson, exclaimed, “I can’t wait to listen to it while I’m pretending to work from home!”
So, if you’re looking for a memoir that’s equal parts inspirational and utterly perplexing, look no further than AI Melania’s *“Be Best: The Art of Not Caring.”* Just remember to keep your expectations low and your laughter high!
